EMTs Go to White Castle

Today is Wednesday, June 15, 2016.  A boy swims to Alcatraz.  EMTs go to White Castle.  Frogs do it seven ways.

Swimming to Alcatraz

A 9-year-old boy from California swam to Alcatraz Island from San Francisco and back.  He is the youngest swimmer to make the journey to the former reason.  The previous record was held by a 10-year-old.  He made the swim in a little more than two hours.

Alcatraz is over a mile from the mainland.

EMTs Go to White Castle

A pair of emergency medical technicians received a call while they were at the White Castle drive thru.  They ignored it.

We know this because the live-streamed the entire ordeal on Periscope.  In the video, the EMTs even defended their actions saying, “I ordered my food before the [expletive] call came in.  What do you think, I just throw it up in the air and run off? No!”

They have resigned.

Froggy Style

Researchers have found another way that frogs have sex.  Now, we know of seven different ways.  This is real.