Today is Monday, March 14, 2016.  Terrible news for Kellogg’s.  Happy Pi Day.  Balloons are fascinating.

Kellogg’s

You can almost make a literal “Who pissed in your cornflakes?”

A video of a man urinating on a Kellogg’s conveyor belt in Memphis has surfaced.  It is real, according to a Kellogg’s spokesperson.  It was recorded at their Memphis, Tennessee facility in 2014.

Rice Krispies Treats and Rice Krispies Treats cereal were affected.

Happy Pi Day

March 14 (3/14) is Pi Day.

In honor of the day dedicated to the mathematical representation of the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, 3.14159265359…is actually so much longer in the 20th and 21st centuries, mathematicians and computer scientists discovered new approaches that, when combined with increasing computational power, extended the decimal representation of π to, as of 2015, over 13.3 trillion (1013) digits.

Balloons

Balloons fascinate people…and bears.