Today is Friday, April 15, 2016.  Pay your taxes.  A woman has a hangry meltdown on a plane.  We see ancient sneakers and there’s more from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Hangry Airplane Meltdown

She was hungry.  She was angry.  She was hangry.  A woman was escorted from a plane after an alleged meltdown over the in-flight meal.

The woman cannot eat gluten, dairy, sugar, fish, or pork…among other things.  She claims that she was given a plate of brown salad leaves.  That did not sit well with her, evidently.

Ancient Sneakers

Archaeologists found human remains in the Altai Mountains in Mongolia.  The remains are 1,500 years-old.  They also are fashionable.

The feet are wrapped in something that looks just like a pair of Adidas sneakers.  See them.

No to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

A judge dismissed a lawsuit filed by a Nebraska inmate who claimed that he was denied his right to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  The judge said in the ruling that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a religion as outlined by federal.  The “church” is a well-known parody.  Some call it “Pastafarianism.”

The inmate had sued the Department of Correctional Services and officials in 2014 for $5 million.