Today is Thursday, April 14, 2016.  We get recommendations for King Jacob.  We learn about a synchronized swimming stripper and the top deal breakers.

Recommendations for King Jacob

A wife left her husband a list of instructions on how to take care of their three-month-old son and the house.  So, the husband decided to annotate the instructions.

We get specific instructions regarding diaper changes and more.  “Feed the fish” is marked out and replaced with “Already died, RIP.”  “Instructions for Jacob” was replaced with “Recommendations for King Jacob.”

See the list below.

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Synchronized Swimming Stripper

A male stripper was hired by a group of ninth-grade girls for the annual banquet for their synchronized swimming club.  A father of one of the girls says the hire was made as a joke.  The stripper did not completely disrobe.  No school employees were at the event.

 

Deal Breakers

Singles have “deal breakers.”  They are certain qualities that will immediately eliminate a person for any sort of dating consideration.  Now, researchers have made a list of the top deal breakers.  They have also figured out how age and gender factor into such decisions.

Women have more deal breakers than men.  But, men and women do have similar turnoffs.  They includ unattractiveness, unhealthy lifestyle, undesirable personality traits, differing religious beliefs, limited social status, differing mating strategies and differing relationship goals.