Today is Wednesday, September 21, 2016.  Clowns aren’t in Annapolis, Maryland.  Can your phone tell if you’re happy or sad?  The end of Brad and Angelina…plus Jennifer Aniston.

Clowns Aren’t in Annapolis, Maryland

Children made up stories that they spotted clowns in unusual places around Annapolis, Maryland.  They told the police.  So, police sent out a warning.

But, there were no clowns.  Because the kids made it up.  Luckily for the children, they won’t be charged.

Does Your Phone Know You’re Happy?

A new device developed at MIT attempts to detect emotions through wireless signals.  Researchers say that the device is 87 percent accurate when suing heartrate and other information it has learned to recognize a person’s joy, pleasure, sadness, or anger.

The End of Brad and Angelina Plus Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, also known as Bradgelina, are getting a divorce.  This is really important.

Of course, a lot of people are having fun with this news.  Pitt infamously broke up with Jennifer Aniston and people decided to “take her side.”  So, now this has happened:

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