Today is Tuesday, May 31, 2016.  Even Stephen Hawking can’t understand Donald Trump.  Justice for Joe Piscopo.  Walking uphill both ways to school is nothing.

Can’t Explain Trump

Dr. Stephen Hawking is the world’s most famous theoretical physicist.  But, even he can’t explain the appeal of Donald Trump.  When asked about the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, Hawking said, “”I can’t. He’s a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.”

Justice for Joe Piscopo

Joe Piscopo is best known as another guy on Saturday Night Live during Eddie Murphy’s tenure as a cast member.

More recently, Piscopo has been in a legal battle with a bookkeeper who stole $234,500 from the comedic actor.  That bookkeeper was just sentenced to three years in prison.

Uphill Both Ways

Maybe you’ve heard your elder say, “When i was your age I had to walk uphill both ways to get to school.”  Somebody may have thrown in something about snow.

But, that’s nothing.

There a village in the Sichuan Province of China where children have to climb a cliff to get to school.  It’s dangerous.