Today is Monday, September 26, 2016. A deal thanks to Brangelina. What happened to Patrick McDermott? Riding a plane with a doll.
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How do you profit off of a celebrity divorce?
Well, evidently when Norwegian Airlines caught wind of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce, they got to advertising. To sell flights from Oslo, Norway to Los Angeles, the company took out full page ads that simple read “Brad is Single” above information about purchasing one way flights.
????????@NorwegianUK @Fly_Norwegian???????? pic.twitter.com/IsUsPkhDiD
— Jacob ?️? (@OhHeyJacob) September 22, 2016
What Happened to Patrick McDermott?
Patrick McDermott, a former partner of Olivia Newton-Johns’, disappeared during an overnight fishing trip in 2005. Reports have claimed that McDermott is alive and living in rural Mexico.
In an interview with 60 Minutes, Newton-John said she refuses to believe the claims of a faked death.
.@Olivianj has never really talked about the controversy over her former boyfriend Patrick McDermott, who went missing in 2005. #60Mins pic.twitter.com/Ss6eLHTpOr
— 60 Minutes Australia (@60Mins) September 25, 2016
Flying with Dolls
An airplane passenger named Sara Novic sat in her seat and at first seemed excited about the opportunity to have a free seat between herself and another passenger. But, that other passenger had purchased a seat for his doll. So, she was forced to sit next to the doll for the duration of the trip.
She documented the ordeal on Twitter.
Good news: no person in the middle seat next to me.
Bad news: terrifying baby doll that belongs to the man in the window seat next to me.— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Okay he bought it a ticket.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Okay he bought it a ticket.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
The flight attendant is trying to explain to him why he shouldn’t put the doll’s name on the ticket next time he buys her one.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Apparently the TSA was frantically trying to match the name and birthrate he provided UNTIL THEY REALIZED…
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
IT’S NOT A REAL PERSON.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Enjoy my red eye why don’t i
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Some updates. The man is also traveling with an entire bunch of bananas as a snack.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
He is going to Cincinnati to see the giant Noah’s ark replica built to spec, and the creation museum. As a matter of course.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Happy waking nightmares, everybody. #especiallyheinous pic.twitter.com/1OVeEuHCTT
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Holy shit I had a 2 hr layover, got on next plane and AM ACROSS FROM HIM AGAIN
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Also random airline workers requested I text them the photo of the doll.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
I’m on her right side this time. In case you need a better view. pic.twitter.com/pXnO0KSIux
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
On the bright side, Barbara was a very well- behaved baby.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
Just kidding; this has been terrible. Can I go back to Hedgebrook now?
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
In closing, whatever the function of this doll, not judging. That she had an evil face and her own ticket I stand by as strange.
— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016
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