Art Chansky

Laughable Loophole

Okay, all of those who think it’s okay for Butch Davis to finagle an “administrative” job in the National Football League and keep his full severance from UNC, raise your right hand. Those of you who think Davis is trying to cheat his cash-strapped former employer out of more money on his way out of town, raise your left hand. The fired football coach who seemingly wouldn’t move on apparently has taken a job with the Tampa Bay Bucs as a “Special Assistant” and advisor to new head coach Greg Schiano, the former Rutgers coach and Davis’ old D-coordinator at the University of Miami. But Davis, a coach for the last 40 years, will do no coaching. Huh? Within 24 hours, this has become a national sham story with Yahoo, Bleacher Report, SB Nation and NBCSports. As usual, Davis has a plausible explanation for taking the Tampa Bay position – that it’s the best opportunity to transition back into football and that he doesn’t want to disrupt the Bucs’ staff if he decides to leave. Until that happens, it looks to me like Davis and his attorneys are gaming the severance system because his contract at Carolina carries the standard language that if he takes another coaching job his new salary will be deducted from the estimated $2.7 million UNC owes him for being fired without cause. Who are...

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The Chansky Plan

Well, timing is everything. Just last week, I explained the ACC’s current 16-game basketball schedule to those who don’t know, or care, how it works. Thought my breakdown of the two permanent partners, three-year rotation of three temporary partners and the one-at-home, one-on-the-road format was pretty clear. Didn’t you? So what happens? Even though the ACC does not know when Pitt and Syracuse are joining the league, the brain trust in Greensboro has already come up with the new formula – or at least part of it. Only one permanent partner remains, such as Duke and UNC, which will play home-and-home every year. The other 12 teams will pair up for their new permanent partner that, I assure you, will have no rhyme or reason behind each mating. No wonder the great experiment to expand the ACC for football reasons has ruined a bunch of old rivalries and left the league slightly ahead of the beleaguered Big East among the so-called BCS conferences. So, before it’s too late, here is the Chansky Plan for basketball realignment (they could use it in football, too). Two seven-school divisions. In the North would be, voila, the northern schools: Syracuse, Pitt, Boston College, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Maryland AND Duke, because all the Dukies are from New Jersey anyway. The South Division would have the remaining Big Three schools from North Carolina, Clemson, Georgia...

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The ACC's Funky Format

Does it beguile you, bemuse you or just plain bug you that Carolina plays six ACC opponents only once each season and the other five twice? And while the Tar Heels hosted Georgia Tech Sunday night and visit Wake Forest tonight, they won’t get a chance to face those second-division teams again while others in the ACC can feast home and home on the have-nots. You are right if you think there has been nothing equitable about the ACC basketball schedule since the 2003-2004 school year — Roy Williams’ first as head coach at Carolina – the last time conference schools played each other twice in basketball and once in football during the regular season. Since then, after Miami, Virginia Tech and eventually Boston College joined, the 12-school ACC stayed with a 16-game basketball schedule through a rotational system that drives most fans crazy because (except for the two Duke-Carolina clashes) no one is quite sure who plays who each season until the schedule comes out. If you are interested, and I cannot blame you if you’re not, here is how it works. There are four basic elements to the ACC basketball schedule. Every school has two primary partners that it plays faithfully, home and home, each season (for UNC, it is always Duke and N .C. State), 4 games. Every school has three other home-and-home partners in a...

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Best of BobLee

This week brings a new section to Chapelboro on Carolina Basketball called Drive To The Championship, which we all hope the Tar Heels will do between now and April 2 in New Orleans (Thursday night’s second half at Virginia Tech sure restored some lost faith!). The section features a second-day game analysis by yours truly, photos, a video highlight box and an aggregation of links to what’s being written about UNC hoops by columnists and bloggers in other publications and websites near and far. But the best part of the “Drive” is the collection of daily blogs by some notable locals who contribute pieces on a specific day of the week, such as Phil Ford, Freddie Kiger, Pete Brennan and Lennie Rosenbluth, the infamous BobLee, ex-Carolina baseball player Dave Kirk, UNC Sports Information Emeritus Rick Brewer, an inside view from the riser section by the Carolina Fever group, and a ‘by the numbers‘ blog by stats guru Adrian Atkinson. All of it should make the “Drive” a must-stop in your daily web browsing. Different styles, viewpoints, opinions and memories of Tar Heel basketball. Certainly, the most novel will be a weekly post by BobLee, whose own blog www.BobLeeSays.com has developed a cult-like following of thousands who read, chortle and respond to his hilarious look at life and his alma mater. Here’s an excerpt from his “Rim Shots” that he...

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Get Ready To Rumble

Frankly, I am worried Carolina’s basketball team may be too good for its own good. The Tar Heels have improved their defense and intensity since early season losses to UNLV and Kentucky, and they blew out their first two ACC opponents. Miami, with whom they’ve had trouble the last couple of years, had the guards and big men to test Carolina. But the Hurricanes flunked. Another supposed test comes tomorrow at Florida State, which was picked to finish behind UNC and Duke in the ACC race this season. I hope it’s a tough, hard-fought victory for the Heels because they need it to begin getting ready for the road to the Final Four and to prove the rest of the ACC won’t pave that road with fool’s gold. Remember 1991, that awful weekend in Indianapolis when Carolina lost to Kansas, and when Duke shocked undefeated and top-ranked UNLV, the defending national champion? Most people thought the Blue Devils couldn’t play with the Rebels and would get whipped like the year before in Denver. Well, leading up to that week, Mike Krzyzewski’s entire motivation was that Vegas was vulnerable because it had creamed everyone that season and had no experience in a close game. Coach K convinced the Blue Devils, who were damn good in their own right, that if they kept it close UNLV would fold down the stretch. Bingo....

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Good Chemistry, At Last

Even as Larry Fedora injects a youthful, wide-eyed energy into Carolina Football not seen here since Mack Brown, the Butch backers and Holden haters continue to view the glass as more than half empty. I ran into such a group this week having lunch at the Crook’s Cafe — one who said he had three degrees from Carolina — that insists a significant segment of UNC alumni cannot move forward until Thorp is out of office. I’ve heard that others are still withholding their financial pledges for the same reason. They insist the chemist Chancellor belongs back in the lab, and the timing of Davis’ firing was so egregious that it leaves them obsessed with the past instead of looking to the future. Some even argue that the 11th-hour dismissal has kept the deposed Carolina coach from getting another job because it looks like there is a smoking gun somewhere. Here’s some news for this group that needs to get over it. Whether he knew or not, whether his big toe or six-foot frame was in the hot water, Davis was making $3 million while heading up a program under NCAA investigation for more than a year at a university that long ago decided such a probe cannot happen here. The Chancellor has had 18 months he will never forget, going from “Gee Whiz” we have Butch Davis and...

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The Bowl 'System'

Many viewers who watched Carolina’s dismal loss to Missouri in the Independence Bowl Monday night – an apt ending to the ugly Butch Davis era – wondered why the Tar Heels even agreed to go to Shreveport, Louisiana, over Christmas. If the NCAA is coming with at least a one-year bowl ban, why not self-impose it this season that ended with a thud anyway? If UNC officials knew they were headed for perhaps the worst bowl and site among the 35 post-season games, perhaps they would have done so. But up to virtually the last minute before bowl selection Sunday on December 4, Carolina was hoping for a bid to the Military Bowl in Washington, D.C., where the fan support would have been 10 times what it was in Shreveport. The way it turned out and the bowl “system” works, UNC might have netted out more money by not going to the Independence Bowl. And the players, some of whom bitched before, during and after the game, could have spent Christmas at home with their families. As is, Carolina claims to have used about 1,000 of the 10,000 tickets it was required to purchase. I asked a few people who were actually there, and they said a “smattering” of blue was seen among the estimated attendance of 10,000 in a 50,000-seat stadium on a cold, damp night. And that...

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A 'Subtle' Case

On the surface, Ohio State’s NCAA sanctions in football do not bode well for Carolina’s forthcoming verdict. In almost every case, the NCAA extended the Buckeyes’ self-imposed penalties, adding four lost scholarships to the five Ohio State already sacrificed over the next three years and issuing a one-year bowl ban that came as a surprise to many in Columbus. The actions stem from a handful of players, including star quarterback Tyrelle Pryor, who played in all 12 games plus the Sugar Bowl last season when head coach Jim Tressel knew they had violated NCAA rules. The Buckeyes had already vacated all 12 wins, including the Sugar Bowl championship, and will return more than $300,000 from the bowl game. When you compare what Ohio State did, the penalties it self-imposed and the sanctions ultimately received, it’s hard to imagine UNC getting off any lighter. The Tar Heels self-imposed the loss of nine scholarships over three years, took an NCAA probation for two seasons, vacated all victories from 2008 and ’09 (because Marvin Austin, Greg Little and company played in those 16 wins), and said the school would pay a $50,000 fine. As with Ohio State, no bowl ban was offered. There are subtleties supporting both sides of the argument that Carolina will get equally hammered or that, perhaps, it may escape with a shorter rap sheet. First off, the NCAA...

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Chapel Hill Saturday

For me, Saturday was a bright blue reminder of why we’re so lucky to live in Chapel Hill. Compared to other places, it’s just so easy and friendly. Went out to get the paper and on the way in I saw my right rear tire was almost flat. It’s a brand new tire, so something weird must have happened. I used my stand-up bicycle pump, pretending I was detonating old buildings, until the tire was hard enough to endure the drive down to Eastgate BP.   There, the nice older attendant helped me unravel the air hose and asked what happened. I told him and he said, “Start the car and roll it a few feet forward and a few feet back, and leave the window open so I can tell you when to stop.”   I did what he said, and when he yelled “OK” I got out of the car. He pointed to a silver nail I had picked up in the brand new tread. “Can you fix it?” I asked.   He nodded. “Can I wait for it?”   “Fifteen, 20 minutes,” he said. “Wait inside where it’s warm.”   I told him I had a few things to do in Eastgate, so I’d be back.   I really didn’t since my mission was to get my tire inflated and/or fixed and pick up breakfast, but...

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